Flickerman, however, thinks that was wonderful. He's sure it's not the whole truth but it's close enough, and he can practically hear the scandalized gasps. "Oh, my. I'm very sorry to hear all that. I bet those bullies will think twice before bothering you again, though. And my those are some very black marks against that young man's character."

He shakes his head a little before continuing, choosing something lighter before his inevitable switch to something... less pleasant. "Since we're on the subject, is there anyone back home you are interested in?"